Monthly Archives: November 2014

Things Men Have Said To Me (#12)

I’ve always been very fair-skinned, quite the pale gal. In high school, I participated in a fundraiser slave auction (we can debate the wisdom and political correctness of the event another day). The auctioneer, a black guy and fellow student who I didn’t know, had this to say to the bidders when it was my turn on the “block.”

HIM: “She ain’t got much of a suntan, but she sure is good-looking!”

Short Thought 89 (slogans)

I was going to rake leaves. I had Home Depot yard bags. On the side of the bag was printed [begin sarcasm] their highly original and clever [end sarcasm] slogan, LET’S DO THIS.© I thought about that for awhile. Not sure why they felt it warranted a trademark, and isn’t the slogan suspiciously close to Nike’s “Just Do It”? Anyway, I waited and waited, and they never showed up. Let’s do this my foot.

Short Thought 88 (pasta)

I was talking with a friend on the phone and we were discussing food. As a huge lover of pasta, I admitted I probably had 15 boxes on-hand. For me. Alone. As I said it, I allowed that it made me sound like one of those “preppers” but added I wasn’t afraid of Armageddon, just being hungry!

I later took a count. I was mistaken. There were 18 boxes.

Things Men Have Said To Me (#11)

We’d been seeing each other about 2 months. Previously in conversation, I’d told him that for holidays I needed one of two things: to be with people I cared about OR an activity I’d enjoy.

HIM (informing): “My sister has invited us for Christmas with my family. I told her we would come.” (I had not met them.)

ME: “You can’t answer for me. ….And how is that one of the two things I said I needed for a holiday?”

HIM: (no response)

Pizza post

I wanted to take photos of my food for a long time. Now I can. In part I just like to look at photos of food (so much the better if I might actually get to have it), but also pictures remind me of what I cook and inspire me to make dishes again in a way written recipes alone do not. Healthy, delicious pizza is a staple very week. I make the crusts from whole wheat and white flour combined with a small amount of canola oil. The whole wheat makes it healthier and more filling. I always add a drizzle of olive oil on top. The toppings shown are meatless since I’m a mostly-vegetarian (I don’t miss it on my pizzas at all). Here’s a few samples.

Crushed tomatoes, mozzarella, grated Parmesan/Romano, olive oil and fresh oregano.

Crushed tomatoes, mozzarella, grated Parmesan/Romano, olive oil and fresh oregano.


Whole wheat pastry flour crust, diced tomatoes, black olives, onion, and just a bit of mozzarella.

Whole wheat pastry flour crust, diced tomatoes, black olives, onion, and just a bit of mozzarella.


Mushrooms, canned spinach, black olives, capers, mozzarella, olive oil

Mushrooms, canned spinach, black olives, capers, mozzarella, olive oil


Chopped clams, onion, mozzarella, grated Parmesan/Romano, olive oil, oregano

Chopped clams, onion, mozzarella, grated Parmesan/Romano, olive oil, oregano


Diced tomatoes, mozzarella, diced jalapenos, olive oil, chili powder

Diced tomatoes, mozzarella, diced jalapenos, olive oil, chili powder


Fresh spinach, onion, garlic, mozzarella, fresh oregano, olive oil

Fresh spinach, onion, garlic, mozzarella, fresh oregano, olive oil


Red onion, black olives, mozzarella, olive oil, oregano and a smidge of hot pepper flakes

Red onion, black olives, mozzarella, olive oil, oregano and a smidge of hot pepper flakes


Petite diced tomatoes, onion, black olives, 4-cheese mix (Cheddar, Monterey Jack, Asadero, Queso Quesadilla), fresh oregano, chili powder, olive oil.

Petite diced tomatoes, onion, black olives, 4-cheese mix(Cheddar, Monterey Jack, Asadero, Queso Quesadilla), fresh oregano, chili powder, olive oil.