Sometimes when reading Amazon’s “Top picks” for me, items they believe I’ll want, I think, “It’s like you don’t know me at all!”😩
The other day I cleaned up the shed. I took out Snow man and Santa to hose them down on the patio. I put Snow man away but Santa was still outside on the bench. Today I took a look at him & after turning him around, noticed I’d missed some dirt on his back. I hosed him and left him to dry in the sun. I went out for a few hours during the day, only to come home and see this.😀
Let me in already! It’s freaking hot out here! Do you have ANY idea what a full SANTA SUIT feels like in August?!
If someone tried to talk me out of my vote for Biden by saying it had been discovered he’d participated in human sacrifice, I might ask, “Did he make a habit of it or was it just the one time?”
On the plus side, the pandemic has put a cramp in the style of the door-to-door religion peddlers. No knocking and only one brochure left in 5 months. I call this a win.😇