Category Archives: Short Thoughts

Short Thought #271

She sighs loudly and dramatically to get attention. It doesn’t work. She will never have my attention. If her head pops off she will not get my attention. If her head pops off and rolls down the street she will not get my attention. If her head pops off, rolls down the street and takes flight she will not get my attention.

Short Thought #270

Do you have this coronavirus dream? I’m not sure when mine started but I’ve had it a few times, where I am either standing around in a crowd or way too close to one other person. In the dream I suddenly realize I’ve made a mistake and am, if not exactly horrified, quite disturbed that I’m not maintaining distance.

This pandemic messes with your head.😐

Short Thought #268

A man I knew told me his mother said he should wear nicer clothes if he wanted to attract women. I told him he should tell her he had a big dick so he didn’t have to wear nicer clothes. Funnily, he didn’t think that was such a good idea.😁