I was perusing the snack aisle in the grocery store, just for kicks, as I rarely (let myself) buy anything, when I saw potato chip packaging I’ve never seen before. I have seen 1 ounce bags, but these were half ounce bags! What is that, 5, 6 chips?! I had to laugh.
You know that old line about making a dry martini by whispering “vermouth” over the glass? I’m thinking the next step in chip production will be whispering “chips” over the bag and sealing that sucker closed.