I am a mostly vegetarian/pescatarian and eat health-consciously, but lately found myself craving meat, maybe because I’ve been doing a lot of physical work. (I took extra B12 thinking it might suppress the urge the way Magnesium curbs chocolate cravings but it didn’t work.)
I saw hotdogs on sale and despite everything I know about them, they appealed to me, so I bought a pack and a bag of nutritionless buns too. It’s been so long since I had them that I read the cooking instructions. Here they are, verbatim. Place Frank In Water, Heat To Boil, Remove Frank. Gee, that sounds rude. What did Frank ever do to me?