We were in our early thirties and a couple. This day we were at the park. He was chewing gum. After awhile, when we were in a private spot, he leaned in and kissed me, which was very nice. Then I got to thinking…
ME: “What happened to your gum?”
HIM (nonchalantly): “I swallowed it.”
ME (incredulous & concerned): “What?! No, you shouldn’t swallow gum!