Men bond by insulting each other; women bond by insulting themselves.
Woman 1: I am so fat.
Woman 2: No, I’m fat. I look like a trussed pig. Last night I ate a package of cookies for dinner.
Woman 3: My hair looks like sh*t. I can’t do anything with it.
Woman 4: Your hair looks fine. Be glad you don’t have a curly rat’s nest like mine.
A woman who goes off-script will find herself socially ousted.
Woman 5: I weighed myself this morning and I was 120! I think I look terrific. Especially in this mini-dress. And I’m having a good hair day!
Other Women: [sending evil glares and death wishes.]